hi there.
i have a story and a question for you.
i doubt you know me. thats probably a bad way of starting this off, but oh well. my friend knows you and i creeped your profile on facebook when you commented on one of her pictures. i saw that really cool picture of you covered in a multitude of paints and became curious. from there i creeped a few more of your photos. i wasnt trying to be creepy, i just cant ignore really amazing photos is all. i swear. its a small weakness of mine. im going to be honest, ive developed a mini junior high level crush on you. unfortunately, we dont actually know each other and i am much too shy to actually talk to you. and in addition to that, you may now be totally weirded out by the fact that ive cyber-stalked you. technically not though! cause my friend told me about this blog when i told her how sweet i thought you looked on facebook. aaannnyway. i figured that im pretty sure this is anonymous, so why the heck not spill my beans.
while discussing your magical paint photoshe… [censored] … she said you would think that was funny. i disagreed, cause it mostly just disturbed me even though i said it. so thats my question portion of this novella. do you think thats funny?
- L
Hm. First off, no worries. If there were world championships for facebook creeping I would win every year so I don’t hold that against you at all. Secondly, yeah I found that (redacted) comment way more disturbing than funny so you were right about that, haha. Thirdly, I really can’t possibly imagine who our mutual friend is that obviously misunderstands my sense of humor. And finally, I promise I’m not scary and so you needn’t be shy! You sound quite intelligent and I’m sure you’re real swell, so you should probably just tell me who you are. Or send me a message on facebook or something. Yup.
